There’s a fine line between, ‘I wanna date you’ and ‘Hey, I’m in your bushes.’– Alex Gaskarth (via Loveline)
boy: fresh pots
boy was Dave Grohl the whole time
Jordan: You know, one of the reasons I divorced Perry was because of his last name.
Elliot: You don't like Cox?
Jordan: Actually I love Cox.
The Todd: Greatest conversation ever.
Jordan: See that's the problem.
Random lady: This sausage is huge!
The Todd: Excuse me ladies. I'm needed elsewhere.
madcatterv2: the best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach unless you are a surgeon performing heart surgery then you are probably looking at a malpractice lawsuit and losing your medical license and then having an hbo special about your life as a doctor
"Why are you so quiet?"
thatfunnyblog: “Maybe because I fucking hate all of you”. http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/